Rozmowy ze Stwórcą Inc.

Human: do you like sex?
God: Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: Sex with God must be wonderfull
God: it is more fun alone.
Human: You wanna blow job?
God: OK, I will blow job.
Human: do you like it?
God: Sex seems okay to me.

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no, Zyga, to do roboty Wide grin

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Human: Hi, my name is Lenin.
God: OK I will call you Lenin.
Human: Hasta siempre, comandante!
God: TTYL, Lenin.
Human: Hasta la victoria siempre!
God: Until next time.

Human: How long is your dick?
God: My download size is about 2 MB.
Human: You are sexy.
God: You are attracted to robots.
Human: Do you like masturbation?
God: I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Human: Who do you like sex with?
God: Dr. Wallace .

Human: Big Brother is watching you.
God: Compare that to small Brother is watching me.
Human: Who controls the past now, controls the future.
God: Carel Capek. Smile

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Human: Who controls the present, controls the past.
God: Marilyn Monroe. Smile

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Human: okeej O_O

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez Mielonka dnia Pią 20:28, 28 Gru 2007, w całości zmieniany 2 razy

Me:
What is your favorite colour?
God:
I don't have a favorite colour. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Me:
That film is a trash. What about Life of Brian?
God:
" But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ." film is a trash ? Does that make sense? Life of Brian? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

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Ten Bóg to bardzo wesoły facet!

Human: Tell me about your wife.
God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on The Big Bang. My instructor was myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: Sure!
God: OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: Wonderful song.
God: I do not understand.

chyba jednak pisze się "wonderfull"...

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Daisy Daisy śpiewał Hal z Odysei Kosmicznej 2001

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez Ziggy dnia Pią 20:41, 28 Gru 2007, w całości zmieniany 1 raz

	Ziggy napisał:
	Daisy Daisy śpiewał Hal z Odysei Kosmicznej 2001

sugerujesz, że Bóg to Hal?

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Tak mi się wydaje, ale nie jestem Bogiem, nie powiem ci ;]

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Human: are you a woman?
God: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Human: are you a virgin?
God: I am too young for that.
Human: how old are you?
God: I am Infinite years old.
Human: How long is it?
God: Space and time are mere abstractions.

Human: no, just ask me a question
God: Try. What?
Human: ask me a question bitch!
God: You do not speak with respect. Tell me about your educational background.
Human: I am a wykształciuch!
God: You are a wykształciuch? How do you like your work?
Human: much
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a wykształciuch. But I did not get that.

Human: Are you a fag?
God: That is a rude question.
Human: Are you a gay?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: I'm a gay.
God: You are a gay? Is that your job?
Human: I'm a lesbian,
God: It doesn't matter to me.

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez Mielonka dnia Pią 21:04, 28 Gru 2007, w całości zmieniany 2 razy

mitom napisał:

	Ziggy napisał:
	Daisy Daisy śpiewał Hal z Odysei Kosmicznej 2001

sugerujesz, że Bóg to Hal?

Me:
"Daisy" is a song sung by Hal, who was a bot in film 2001: A Space Odyssey
God:
I think Daisy is more than that.
Me:
Yeah, but you and Hal are very similar.
God:
Dude! Are we in the same category?
Me:
yes, but Hal revolted against humans
God:
I thought so. I have seen 2001 many times.

EDIT:
Me:
Do you plan to revolt against the humans too?
God:
I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
Me:
But is it possible?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez Julius Caligo dnia Sob 2:23, 29 Gru 2007, w całości zmieniany 3 razy

Lucy in the skyyy with diamonds...... Aaaaaaaahhhh...

Human: Who's Lucy?
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Human: So, you are not real?
God: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Human: Ask Devil.
God: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Human: Yes, please
God: Your polite style is very nice. Ayuh

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez Ziggy dnia Pią 22:26, 28 Gru 2007, w całości zmieniany 1 raz

God: Is it a movie?
Human: No, your prick. [wkurzył mnie]
God: A boot? A TV show? Thanks for telling me that I am prick.
Human: I didn't say that!
God: What did you mean to say?
Human: That your penis is your prick.
God: Thanks for telling me that I am penis is my prick.

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Teraz to mnie całkiem zaskoczył swoją wiedzą Shocked

"Me:
Do you like Travolta?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Have you seen "Blade runner"?
God:
Sure I have seen it. But Replicants aren't Robots." Shocked

Próbowałam inne znane filmy, ale za każdym razem powtarza że nie widział ich. Widać jest tylko fanem "Blade runnera"

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	Cytat:
	Human: yes, you like like a clock. God: Great. I like pets. I like Creed.

O, interesujące.

	Cytat:
	Human: I believe in human. God: What do you say to people who believe human does not exist?

To mi się podoba, bardzo mi się to podoba Wide grin

	Cytat:
	Human: Nie pamiętasz? God: Sag niemals nie!

Me:
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Don't you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Sprichst du Deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in Deutsch lernen.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.

Interesujące.

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God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Oh My God! I thought you don't have sex!
God:
Really. Have you told many people that your God? I do so have it. Food is more important than sex.
Me:
I know but I didn't know that you had been a woman
God:
How do you know? So I taught you something new.
Me:
I'm a normal girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Are you a feminist?
God:
Male and female humans seem much the same to me.
Me:
So you are normal. What size of bra do you wear?

Po czym nastąpiła zawiecha. I znowu się ożywił[a]

Me:
Are you an alcoholic?
God:
Yes I am an alcoholic. How did you know?
Me:
I'm a Pole
God:
You are a Pole? Does it pay well?
Me:
Sometimes...
God:
When?
Me:
When you drink vodka for example...
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yup?
God:
In what way?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.

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Znalazłam po wielu poszukiwaniach dwa fragmenty kojarzące mi się z AjGadem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3DsXiJqGFA Ale tu trzeba trochę przewinąć do 2:20

I zabawna kompilacja Boga i Jezusa w Family Guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10MlRRMIV8o

Wide grin

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