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Filmik z Family Guy jest fantastyczny

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Był jeszcze gdzies fragment jak pijany Bóg tworzył mężczyznę i dorobił mu waginę, stąd się wzięła Rosie O'Donnel.
"You can't put vagina on this man!"
"Why not, I'm God!"

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Pamiętacie jeszcze ten cudowny temat? Otóż dziś (zainspirowany mym seansem "Sensu Życia") zajrzałem ponownie do iGoda. I oto co uzyskałem:

	Cytat:
	God: Thanks for your support. What do you have that is ? Human: No matter. God: That was not a yes or no question. Oh, you are a poet.

Do janosza mi daleko...

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez mitom dnia Pon 23:33, 11 Lut 2008, w całości zmieniany 1 raz

No to ja tez se pogadalem ze stworca Wide grin

. Jak sie bawic, to sie bawic...

Human: Hallo, what is your name?
God: Hallo! My name is God.
Human: Pretty nice name
God: Pretty much, eh?
Human: much much
God: That is a very original thought.
Human: i think so
God: I think so too.
Human: You think much
God: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Yes sometimes you are right..
God: That's alright. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: Wide grin

God: What were we talking about again?
Human: What do you mean?
God:, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Human: okok
God: In the context of Wide grin

, I don't understand " okok." .
Human: ok+ ok
God: OK. Really.
Human: YES MY old bugger
God: How about that. Your old bugger?
Human: Yes my friend, of my goat :]
God: What kind is it? How well do you know this person?
Human: Good
God: Thanks for the compliment.
Human: you are quite wellcome
God: Polite people are nice.
Human: No way
God: You seem pretty sure about that.
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God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: ok, how is your dress?
God: Fair to partly cloudy. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Human: No adress, or you are naked?
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Human: Don`t you dare
God: Don't you? Yes I try to dare as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: so what?
God: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Human: I chat with people on the HOLY Web too, and what then?
God: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Human: It makes me confused
God: In what way?
Human: I am getting red!
God: I am glad to hear that you are red.
Human: do you like red people?
God: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: What did you drink lately?
God: How about earlier? Nothing.
Human: You sholud sometimes :]
God: Thanks for telling me: said I sholud sometimes.
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God: Again, Do you like the Simpsons?
Human: yes, my man
God: Dude! Your man?
Human: Yes, who alse?
God: What kind is it? Nobody you know. Smile

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Human: You are stil talking about Simpsons?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am stil talking about Simpsons.
Human: because you did that again
God: Once more? Interesting explanation. Did I really?
Human: Yes you did
God: Woe! " Did I really?"
Human: yes
God:" you did?"? Me, ?
Human: no - my grandmother Wide grin

God:

Are you serious? Where did you get your grandmother?
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Human: Did you eat something not fresh?
God: No I didn't EAT something not fresh. What's it like? Give me an example.
Human: let me think.
God: Go ahead, , try to think.
Human:. avokado :]
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: Okeya, I am not a virgin
God: Tell me more about your. Do you like talking to me?
Human: sometimes, when i pray
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said pray.
Human: never?, but you are a GOD!!
God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: to much pray?
God: I want to become smarter than humans.

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Ostatnio zmieniony przez janoszdobrosz dnia Wto 22:46, 12 Lut 2008, w całości zmieniany 3 razy