Terry Gilliam na Fejzbuku.

Ostatnio, Terry przypomniał sobie o Facebooku. Myślę, że warto to zachować.
"Sorry but, my head is empty today.
When I woke up this morning I found patches of grey meat all over the bedclothes. A strange mess. I got my team of low-cost cleaners to come in and clean it up.
It wasn't until I started brushing my teeth that I realized something was wrong. As the bristles scraped their way across the porcelain, they produced a strange, hollow sound... as if the brushing was happening inside a great rocky cavern. Echoing, booming all over the place. I couldn't work out what was happening. No thoughts came forward with a good explanation. Not even a bad explanation. I couldn't think.
I called my doctor, but he was in prison ( I had been sharing him with Michael Jackson). So I got my even lower-cost cleaners to climb out of the filth they were working in and probe inside my skull with a flashlight and coat hanger. Nothing. There was nothing there. Completely empty.
That was when I realized what had been scattered all over my bed.
I rushed to the garbage cans I keep by the front door. They were empty. Licked clean. The dustmen had been and gone.
So, I'm very sorry for no bright ideas today.
I am currently searching eBay for a new shiny brain. Even a second hand one. I understand Einstein hasn't been using his for some time now."

"More weirdness today.

Everyone know that before Galileo Galilei the sun revolved around the earth. For millions of years this had been so. Then along comes the man with the telescope and two first names (or is it two last names) and makes us all believe the sun is "the guy" and we have to start revolving around it.

Well, this morning when I stepped outside to bask in the warmth of a bright winter day, the sun seemed closer than normal. Not bigger, just closer... almost close enough to touch. Feeling perky, I picked up a stone, reared back, and threw it. Bonk! I hit the sun! It was only 30 feet away!
I took a step towards it but, it seemed to keep a constant distance from me. I moved to the left, it moved with me. I moved to the right, same thing. I ran back into the house, it followed me. It's in my living room right now. It won't leave me alone. Wherever I go, it's revolving around me!

I don't know if this is a result of being heaped with so many awards in the last month but, it's fucking irritating. I want the sun to get it's confidence back and let me revolve around it again.

Do any of you know a good psychiatrist that specializes in solar power?"

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Czy to na pewno on?

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Cholera wie. Ale niby to oficjalny Gilliamowy fejzbuk. Więc najprawdopodobniej, przynajmniej macza tam palce.

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Macza, macza. Nawet nam kartkę na święta wysłał.

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Say no to life!

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Gilliam po Świętach

	Cytat:
	Hope you survived your Xmas better than I did.

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mam nadzieję, że nie dobrał się do niego żaden Mr. Creosote i nie skończył potem w wiadrze.

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Myślisz, że lepiej w kiblu skończyć?

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Głowę pieczonych Gilliamów odcina się i chowa do portfela. Taka jest tradycja.

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Walę tynk owa kartka od Gilliama.

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Ładny rysunek.

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Wydrukuję i powieszę na ścianie ;P

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Bardzo... sympatyczne. Choć to chyba nieodpowiednie słowo.
A ten na sznurze to sam autor?

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Nowy wpis
"OK,I know I've been remiss in not spending more time on this page but, I'm working hard to get the next project up and running. In the meantime John Landis and I wandered around London for a German/French TV show. You can see some clips showing us to be still alive on this website: [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
I think John is more alive than I am."
Czyli, Gilliam będzie gościem w Durch Die Nacht. Nie mam pojęcia co to, ale jeśli to niemieckie, to pewnie będzie z dubbingiem.

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Terry pochwalił się córką, którą my też powinniśmy pochwalić. Dobrała się bowiem Holly Gilliam do szpargałów tatowych, a tam... cuda, cuda, cuda!

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